Heading to Alabama - SCARED!!! Bubba: OK - I am going to be heading to South Alabama on Thursday and I am scared for the following reasons:
1) Meeting Redneck Clan - already been threatened by several members.
2) They think I am a Yankee, though truth be told by definition all American's are Yankee's!
3) I have looked and cannot find an Southern Talk to English dictionary any where. Fearful I will not understand anything.
4) Heat! Unbearable HEAT!!
5) Snakes, Spiders, & Sharks - OH MY!!
6) Hurricanes & Tornados!
7) Anyone see the movie Roadhouse? Supposedly there are bars like that!!!!
8.) If white racists see my Italian last name they will think I am black, hence KKK will want to beat me. If black racists see my last name they will think I am making fun of them, and they will beat me!
Are there any other things people can think of that I should be worried about down there? And I mean other then pissing off BBH!
Bubba (One Scared Canuk)
Re:Heading to Alabama - SCARED!!! tyrogers: OH
MY
GOD
:D
Silly boy. You will be with me! You will be fine!!! :-*
I can't wait for you to get here......the suspense is killing me!!
BBH - Ty
Oh yea...y'all are more than welcome to post any type of rude/funny/hilarious statements about rednecks.....you should all know by now that I will NOT be offended. More than likely, I will laugh myself to death!!!!
Re:Heading to Alabama - SCARED!!! snowyheart: Uh, I would highly recommend getting your hands on that southern talk-english dictionary. Otherwise, communication with the natives will be impossible. ;D
Re:Heading to Alabama - SCARED!!! tyrogers: OMG that is so funny that you said that! Sometimes he can't understand what I am saying. Especially when we are on the phone and I am around my family and I start talking like 90 mph with all of my southern twang!!!!
LMAO!!
BBH
Re:Heading to Alabama - SCARED!!! snowyheart: Well being half redneck myself I understand how difficult it can be talking to educated people.
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