My morning galil: So I woke up this morning as usual my eys started to come open but I noticed something was different not like every other morning. I had a strange sense that it was going to be a weird morning last night before I went to bed but I had no clue it would be this strange.
Anyway, as I awoke i could feel something under my left arm. It was tingly yet felt creepy. I thought for sure I was porbably still dreaming yet the feeling still persited as I became more alert. I thought to myself, self I said, maybe you should not look under your arm as it may be something you do not want to see. After a moment of arguing with myself I decided that nothing ventured was nothing gained. So ever so slightly I started to bring my arm up and take a peak at what this strange feeling could be that was making me sick inside the longer it went on.
As my arm came higher I could start to see the faint glow of what looked like tiny glowing creatures under my skin. I was taken aback as I have never expirienced anything like this before. I started to rub my eyes in disbellief that this could be happening to me. It was as I thought tiny glowing creatures had occupied themselves under my epidermis in order to make a home for themselves.
Well again I thought to myself, well we cant have none of this now can we? So I mustered up all the courage I could and ran to the kitchen to get a very sharp object to cut it out. As I was going to the kitchen i realized that not only had the creatures taken control of my arm they had also taken control over my legs and other portions of my body. I started freeking out and wonder what in the heck these things could be that were posessing what started to feel like every inch of my body.
well I finaly got a sharp object and fearlessly I dug it deep into my skin. As it penitrated the first few layers I was in agony. After it got deeper I could not realy feel the blade anymore as my nerves were severed. I saw these tiny creatures start popping out of teh hole I had made. It was like somone had opened the floodgates of hell and it was spewing from my arm. These creatures were everywhere in the house and I could not make them stop coming out of my arm. I decided the only thing I could possibly do was cut it off from the source and maybe they would quit coming out of me.
I took the sharp object again and proceeded to tear away at my arm and throw it aside like my ex wife threw me away. It worked they stopped coming out and I was free from there torment. As the morning grew on things started to become more clear on what had happened. during the night I ended up swollowing about 4 pills that someone had given me. I am not sure what they are butt I felt good the whole night.
I think the pills have now wore off, I have one arm missing now and the creatures I thought were there are gone as well. I guess the only question is anyone know where I can sell a slightly used but not to abused left arm? :P
Re:My morning Bob-Bob: Wow....
Well I certainly see your delima here.... can you tell me more about these creatures?
Do you still have the arm? The Government would probably be very interested...
Is there a metaphore in this? ;D hmmmmm wow I see something beginning to form...in my thoughts... OMG,
THEY"RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAArrrrrrrrg....
Re:My morning JimB: That explains the call I got from the FBI this morning. Don't worry though - I told 'em I didn't know you.
Re:My morning Bob-Bob: Didn't know who? come on man.... talk. 8)
Re:My morning galil: ;D
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