Re:Quick Little Southern Joke........ buyrbware: NasCar =
Nice car
Re:Quick Little Southern Joke........ down2basics: [quote author=Bubba's Bama Hottie link=board=16;threadid=10521;start=0#msg84301 date=1114352739">
13. Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir
and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your a$$ just like they did ours.
15. Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down
here and tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your
a$$ shot (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our barbecue, and you will go home in a pine box... minus your a$$.
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Love those - love 'em all - but these two are my favorites.
Addendum: In Texas - don't presume to tell us how to make Chili. We are the masters of making chili that'll take the hair right off your toes! To do so will result in an @$$ kicking along with a proper baptism in our Blue Ribbon winning chili!
Re:Quick Little Southern Joke........ Bubba: Wish I could take credit for this little joke, because it is very funny! However, I was forwarded it by someone else on Ojar, whom I believe got from another person on the board. Either way, it is very funny!!
Bubba
