looking for a new girl
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looking for a new girl jimloveless: anyone hook me up with hot paraplegic?

I want a girl who won't walk out on me, this time.
Re:looking for a new girl jillieb44: LOL.

Just hope she doesn't run you over, then! ;D

Jillie


Re:looking for a new girl Thinkin: That's funny Jim, Reminds me of a funny song. It's rude so I'm not going to post it here.

But then you gotta think, some of those chairs are damn fast now.
Re:looking for a new girl JimB: Gotta be a country song, right? ;D
Re:looking for a new girl lorilee3: Hey!
I made this joke when my ex husband and I went through our divorce. Out of curiosity, I began takling to a guy on an online dating personals thing, and we really clicked. A week into talking on the phone and really having fun (I was totally trying to distract myself from my devastation and pain), the guy tells me that he lost most of his leg to cancer and wears a prosthetic.
I would have been with him today if:
a) he didn't keep borrowing money off of me that first date. "Do you have a buck?" over and over again, isn't very romantic.
b) he didn't mention his ex-girlfriend every 51.7 seconds
c) He didn't try to bed me right away, as if it were his right.

Parapalegics and prosthetics.... gosh. All sorts of people s*ck, limbs, mobility, or not. ;)


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