Case of the Pregnant Woman tyrogers: AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She Immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man about (20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, '"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'.. I just lost it."
hee hee
Re:Case of the Pregnant Woman stupify: oh what you makin fun of me BBH??? saying pregnant women jump to conclusions or something? you want a piece of me???
oh wait.. fell right into that didnt i?
Re:Case of the Pregnant Woman Bubba: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re:Case of the Pregnant Woman tyrogers: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
BBH
Re:Case of the Pregnant Woman in_search_of: ROFL, it would be my luck to sit underneath everyone of those signs...not that we have public transportation in Kansas...
