What is your favorite song? penguin: I like many many different types of music, and artists. I love Warren Zevon, Indigo Girls, Roger Miller, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Andy Willams, Nat King Cole, Alantis Morrissett, Bette Midler... I could go on forever.
One of my favorite songs in the whole wide world is Otto Titsling from Beaches, by Bette Midler...
"This next story is a true story.
It concerns two of my favorite subjects:
industrial theft . . . and-a t*ts!
Mmm, what a combo! This is the story . . .
The inventor of the modern foundation garment
that we women wear today was a German scientist
and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling!
This is a true story.
His name was Otto Titsling.
What happened to Otto Titsling shouldn't happen to a schnauzer.
It's a very sad story. I feel I have to share it with you."
Otto Titsling, inventor and kraut,
had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.
One night at the opera he saw an Aida
who's t*ts were so big they would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the weight of those terrible t*ts.
Oh, my god! There she blows!
Aerodynamically this b*tch was a mess.
Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration
flood his soul. He knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
where he futzed and futzed and futzed.
For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
to lift and mold the female breast;
to point the small ones to the sky;
to keep the big ones high and dry!
Every night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! He even tried his own two lips!
Well, he stitched and he slaved
and he slaved and he stitched
until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!
Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
down the street to the diva's house
bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
she finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
from the diva's mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by some
to be the early onset of the Siroccan Winds
which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
with a vengeance!
Ahhhhh-i!
But little did Otto know,
at the moment of his greatest triumph,
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other than the very worst
of the French patent thieves,
Philippe DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the scene
with a great deal of interest!
Later that night, while our Brun Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Philippe softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.
Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan."
"Oh, thank you!"
The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?
"Ohhh! Thank you!"
Re:What is your favorite song? tyrogers: My favorite song right now, at this moment is:
Rob Thomas
Lonely No More
Now it seems to me
That you know just what to say
Words are only words
Can you show me something else?
Can you swear to me that you'll always be this way?
Show me how you feel
More than ever baby
I don't wanna be lonely no more
I don't wanna have to pay for this
I don't want to know the lover at my door,
Is just another heartache on my list
I don't wanna be angry no more
You know I could never stand for this
So when you tell me that you love me, know for sure
I don't want to be lonely anymore
Now it's hard for me with my heart still on the mend
Open up to me, like you do your girlfriends
And you sing to me and it's harmony
Girl, what you do to me is everything
Make me say anything; just to get you back again
Why can't we just try?
I don't wanna be lonely no more
I don't wanna have to pay for this
I don't want to know the lover at my door,
Is just another heartache on my list
I don't wanna be angry no more
You know I could never stand for this
So when you tell me that you love me, know for sure
I don't want to be lonely anymore
What if I was good to you, what if you were good to me?
What if I could hold you 'til I feel you move inside of me
What if it was paradise, and what if we were symphonies?
What if I gave all my life to find some way to stand beside you?
I don't wanna be lonely no more
I don't wanna have to pay for this
I don't want to know the lover at my door
Is just another heartache on my list
I don't wanna be angry no more
But you know I could never stand for this
So when you tell me that you love me, know for sure
I don't want to be lonely anymore
Re:What is your favorite song? penguin: I love that song! There's another to add to my list.
Re:What is your favorite song? stupify: i dont really have any one particular favorite song..
at the moment. my CD player has been rotating Korn, the first and third albums, Rob Zombie, and of course Veggie Tales!!!
Re:What is your favorite song? tyrogers: OH I LOVE ROB ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!
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