bad 4 me, good laugh 4 u raistlynne: It sucks to be single... and do you know why it particularly sucked to be me today? Well let me tell you... maybe my pain will bring much joy and gaiety to these boards and some good will come of it.
Before I was thrust into my newfound singlehood, there was always a man at home to take care of household emergencies. True, the man I married sometimes was not the handiest person in the world, but if he wouldn't or couldn't fix it, he'd hold my hand and we'd both panic or cry (depending on the occasion).
Today of course, something most terrible and unfortunate happened in the bathroom. I've conquered emergent situations in that very room before, but today was just completely and totally uncalled for. There I was, getting ready for my day, trying to make myself look as fabulous and un-troll-like as possible, when I opened the cabinet above the toilet... of course, because it just had to be my luck, the toilet was still midflush when the travel sized bottle of baby oil took a flying leap into the bowl.
As I stood there, shocked and panicking that the bottle was swirling it's way out of my life and become hopelessly lodged somewhere (which would lead to all sorts of unfortunate events for sure), I was forced to fish that puppy out before it went out to the dark place where flushed products go! Good GAWD, I swear I must have washed my hands for fifteen minutes with scalding hot water. All the while I was entertaining thoughts of immersing myself in bleach and possibly removing my arm (I have two of them, afterall).
I don't think I did anything to deserve this, so why, why, why did this happen? I'm on vacation for crying out loud - no tragedies allowed!! Had I not been single, I know I'd have someone to fish things out for me and none of this would have happened to me. My psyche would be intact and there would be no permanent wounds to my soul.
I feel faint now. I'm gonna go lie down.
Re:bad 4 me, good laugh 4 u Dino: wahahahaha ;D
that was gross but it made me laugh
Re:bad 4 me, good laugh 4 u Lome: you poor thing...did the bleach help ;D
Re:bad 4 me, good laugh 4 u jillieb44: Note to self: close lid before flushing.
;D
Jillie
Re:bad 4 me, good laugh 4 u AmyMarie1972: Please tell me that you do still have two arms with 2 hands, 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.
When I had to go to that place once with my bare hand I ended up soaking it in neat disenfectant till my skin on my fingertips went all wrinkly.
Just a question though what did you do with the bottle of baby oil ;D
Amy
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