Guts vs Cojones
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Guts vs Cojones Phyxius: The difference in definition between "guts" and "cojones"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Cojones - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty. :o :o :o


Corrected for spelling - thanks Songbird! Being from Texas, I really should've caught that... ::)
Re:Guts vs Cajones Suddenly Single: Even though somehow II think I should be offended........I'm LMAO!


Re:Guts vs Cajones summerparis: Good joke, but the right word is "cojones". A "cajon" is a drum! Su amiga, Songbird

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