Seme new verbage... Safetykc: 1. Aquadextrous (akwa deks' trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet
on and off with your toes.
2. Carperpetuation (kar 'pur pet u a shun) n.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string
or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching
over and picking it up, examining it, then putting
it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
3. Disconfect (diskonfect') v.
To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the
floor by blowing on it, assuming that somehow it
will 'remove' all the germs.
4. Elbonics (el bon' iks) n.
The actions of two people maneuvering for one
armrest in a movie theater.
5. Frust (frust) n.
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept
onto the dustpan and keeps backing a person
across the room until he finally decides to
give up and sweep it under the rug.
6. Lactomangulation (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n.
Manhandling the 'open here' spout on a milk
container so badly that one has to resort to the
'illegal' side.
7. Peppier (pehp ee ay') n.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose
seems to be walking around asking diners if they
want ground pepper.
8. Phonesia (fo nee' zhuh) n.
The affliction of dialing a phone number and
forgetting whom you were calling just as they
answer.
9. Pupkus (pup' kus) n.
The moist residue left on a window after a dog
presses its nose to it.
10.Telecrastination (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n.
The act of always letting the phone ring at least
twice before you pick it up, even when you're
only six inches away.
Re:Seme new verbage... heelblue: Those are pretty good Safety!
Re:Seme new verbage... Safetykc: Thankya Missta Blue...blue....hmmmmm ;) Here we go!!!!
Yo listen up: here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is
Just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he aint got nobody to listen: ...
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feeling that live inside me
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feeling that live inside me
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
Just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he aint got nobody to listen: ...
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
I'm blue (da ba dee)
Sorry HB....Been wanting to do that for A WHILE!!! :)
Re:Seme new verbage... heelblue: Wow, a tribute....I feel so honored!
Re:Seme new verbage... TiredandScared: I guess jumping in with the whole tribute thing here's a good song for ya HB:
Our guardian star lost all its glow
The day that I lost you
It lost all its glitter the day you said no
And its grey skies turned to blue
Like him I am doubtful
That your love is true
So if you decide to call on me
Ask for Mr. Blue
I'm Mr. Blue
When you say you love me
Then prove it by goin' out on the sly
Provin' your love is untrue
Call me Mr. Blue
I'm Mr. Blue
When you say you're sorry
Then turn around headed for the lights of town
Hurtin' me through and through
Call me Mr. Blue
I sleep alone each night
Wait by the phone each night
But you don't call
And I won't hurt my pride
Call me mister
I won't tell you
When you paint the town
A bright red to turn it upside down
I'm painting it too
But I'm painting it blue
I sleep alone each night
Wait by the phone each night
But you don't call
And I won't hurt my pride
Call me mister
I won't tell you
When you paint the town
A bright red to turn it upside down
I'm painting it too
But I'm painting it blue
Call me Mr. Blue
Call me mister
