revenge...gotta read! laurie007: >
>
> THE CURTAIN RODS
> >
> >
> > She spent the first day packing her
> > belongings
> > into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had
> the
> > movers come and collect her things.
> > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
> beautiful
>
> > dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft
background
> music,
>
> > and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a
> bottle of
> > Chardonnay.
> >
> > When she had finished, she went into
> > each and
> > every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in
> caviar,
> > into the hollow of the all of the curtain rods.
> > She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
> > When the husband
> > returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first
> few
> > days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
> everything,
> > Cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were
> checked for
> > dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners
> were
> > hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off
gas
> > canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days,
> and in
> > the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool
> carpeting.
> > Nothing worked.
> > People stopped coming over to visit.
> > Repairmen
> > refused to work
> > in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take
the
> > stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even
> though
> > they had cut their price in half, they could not find a
buyer
> for
> > their stinky house.
> > Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors
refused
> to
> > return their calls.
> > Finally,
> > they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
> purchase a
> > new place.
> > The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going.
> He
> > told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened
politely,
> and
> > said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be
> willing
> > to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the
> house
> > back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was,
> he
> > agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what the house had
> been
> > worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very
day.
> She
> > agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the
> paperwork.
> > A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as
they
> > watched the moving company pack everything to take to their
> new
> > home, including the curtain rods.
> >
> >
> > I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU???
>
>
>
Re:revenge...gotta read! AmyMarie1972: LMAO!!!! That is excellent ;D ;D ;D ;D
Maybe while the ex is on holiday with his new g/f I should sneek into their place and do that.
Amy
Re:revenge...gotta read! twobeautifulkids: hahahhaha! love it!
Re:revenge...gotta read! ti-poux: ROFLMAO
Love that one laurie...I do love a happy ending ;D
Re:revenge...gotta read! Kameee: without a doubt this is just about the funniest darn thing I've read in weeks.. I LOVE IT!!!
Click More for the next page.
