Re: End of my online love life HeartbrokenDingo: Okay, that's it. Now I'm pissed. If these pics aren't on here, I swear...well I don't know what I'll actually do, but trust me...it'll be bad. Hell if all else fails, Amy, you've got 'em, you post 'em. then come here and show me exactly what I'm doing wrong! @#$%&?!
In the meantime...UPDATE.....
YEAH, GET THIS... while I'm trying to figure out this whole "posting pics thing" guess who comes out of his apartment???
You got it. Sexy "car washing guy"!! !!!!!
I am sitting my computer, which I affectionately refer to as "Satan" right now and I happen to see "movement" coming from the direction of "sexy neighbor's" patio. Lo and behold, (fingers still on the keyboard, mind you), I stand and look and I see him, standing next to a little red car, ( a new ford escort, yeah, I admit it...I know my cars...) anyway, there's this young blond in the car, smiling, and backing up. "sexy neighbor" is standing there, in t-shirt, jeans and bare feet watching her back up and pull away. He turns and starts walking back to his apartment and....you guessed it....my patio door conveniently slides open and I "just happen to stick my face out of the door and appear, (or at least try to) as if I'm looking for something or someone. Yeah, me and subtle go way back. (Not!) (Sexy neighbor, walks back towards his apartment and for a moment, appears as if he's spotted me, slows down, then keeps going.) At the same time, another neighbor of mine in my building, (another young blond I might add) decides to walk past at the same time, taking out her trash. He looks at her, too, (passing glance as well) and continues walking.
Question 1. who was blond in red escort? girlfriend, perhaps?? If, so, why is young blond leaving sexy neighbor on a Friday night? Probably to go to work. @#$%&
Question 2? Is young blond his daughter?? Appeared to be the right age. (I have found out that he is divorced with 4 kids. I believe 3 daughters and a son.) Although, it seems to me as if many men at a certain point in life choose to date women young enough that they have to "burp" them after a couple of beers. (Although, the women my stbx chose to cheat on me with is my age is not older and looks even older than her age. I swear, I am not making this up!!)
So, who is she??
In the meantime....while I have been fighting with this computer and tiny pic.com, "sexy neighbor"'s car beeped twice and blinked it's lights. Appears to be home for the night.??
Helluva way to start my vacation....
Great big thank you to Amy for sending me the instructions. Hey, I might get adventureous and attempt to post my own pic....(if the other ones went through??!!?) this way you know what a true "dumb ass" looks like!!!
???
Dingo
;)
Re: End of my online love life HeartbrokenDingo: Alright, alright!!! Goshdarnit!! I said I would, I will!!
I just got home from work and I'm getting changed and getting comfortable and the next thing I know, he comes home!!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to change out of your work clothes and remove your bra while you are peeking through your drapes and trying to see what the hell your neighbor is doing??!! ;D >:( ;D
Amy sent me instructions on how to post the pics. I think I can figure it out. (Hopefully.) Hey, who knows, every once in a while even a blind squirrel gets a nut!!)
Patience ladies...if it helps, I personally think the car needs a bath.....
Dingo
(currently strangling herself with her own bra)
;D
Re: End of my online love life HeartbrokenDingo: God, I hope I don't end up getting myself arrested for this!!! :-[ I've got enough friggin' lawyers in my life as it is now!!! :D
Dingo
Re: End of my online love life HeartbrokenDingo: Dear Lumpy,
I'm so glad to hear from you. You always seem to be the voice of reason and have a very calming effect on me.....although I have to admit, I have a bucket of mud mixed up and ready to throw sitting on my patio!!
Are the pictures there?? I can't see them!!
(Whadda ya gonna do...a buncha "worked up" ladies are waiting to see 'em??!!)
Love Ya' Lumpy!!
:) :-*
Dingo
Re: End of my online love life amola: i kept reading and reading and reading....hoping that the pics would show up before i get the kids in the tub......but noooooooooo not yet! lmao!!!
i'll be back after bathtime......give me an hour or so.........then i have to start cleaning so that mel and i can enjoy our play date tomorrow! :)
