Serenity Prayer for the Stressed Blueyes424: Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, because they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. And help me to remember when I am having a REALLY bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Amen
Re: Serenity Prayer for the Stressed AfterMath: That's a Classic Blue. I LOVE it! ;D
Re: Serenity Prayer for the Stressed Blueyes424: Thanks. A friend of mine printed it out for me at a previous job that it really really really applied to, and with the past couple of weeks that I've had, I feel it applies here too!
