This was forwarded to me.- thought you guys would like. AloneandCold: Everyone knows "men are from Mars, women are from Venus."
But that can still be confusing?!
I believe this prayer sums it up best:-)
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to how big is my behind.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
AMEN.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
with huge boobs,
who owns a liquor store,
and a bass boat.
AMEN.
