Irrational Fear sigkapgirl: Okay, I know that this is completely irrational and paranoid, but I just can't help it.
I don't like bugs. This morning I was brushing my teeth and I saw a bug. So I turned around to get a kleenex and to get up the courage to kill it. When I turned around it was gone. Sneaky bastard!
Then, I was in my bedroom, and I saw another bug on the floor. I thought it was the same one. So, I ran to get some shoes so that I could kill it, and when I got back, it was all huddled up against the wall. So I stomped on the floor to scare it... and it JUMPED at me! Ah! So I ran away, and when I came back, it was gone.
So, I'm sitting here on the couch, and I KNOW that those bugs are watching me and just waiting for the opportunity to come and get me. And I know that they're going to bring all their friends with them.
I hate bugs. I know that I'm being completely paranoid, but damnit, I just can't stop thinking about it! BAH! >:(
Re: Irrational Fear tyrogers: ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! Sorry. But that is tooo funny! I guess we will see it on CNN.........
*beep beep beep*
BULLETIN:
Tarheel's Honey has been attacked by an ambush of bugs in her apartment/condo in Florida. It is an ongoing battle. Two officers have died in the process of trying to get the young woman out of her home.....more to follow......
SORRY! I HAD TO!!!
No worries. Go to a hotel tonight and get Tarheel to kill em all tomorrow. Hell, he's from Bama. He knows how to take care of bugs!!! ;)
BBH
Re: Irrational Fear sigkapgirl: Oh my god. I'm really gonna die! How am I EVER going to sleep again!
Ugh. There's also a bug that has been over in the corner for a couple days now. I think its dead, but I'm afraid that when I try to pick it up, its going to come back to life. Or, its little friends are watching and waiting. They're baiting me. As soon as I pick it up and flush it, they're gonna attack.
I just know it! Really I do!
Re: Irrational Fear tyrogers: Don't make me drive down there just to drag you out so I can bomb your house with bug stuff! lol
BBH
Re: Irrational Fear Smiley17: I'm away for one hour.. ONR hour, and now my TH has an irrational fear of bugs!
Well, you DO live in FL, the big bug capital of the world! Ewwww!!!!
Get yourself a huge can of bug killer and get sprayin'!!
YUCK! BUGS! EWWWWWW!!!!!
Just be careful that when you kill em, you don't get haunted by their ghosts. I hear that happened to startingover. Her dog killed a huge spider in her kitchen, now it's haunting her!
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