Female Comebacks Smiley17: LOVE THESE!!! ;D
[center"> Female comebacks
Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:
Is this seat empty?
Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:
Your place or mine?
Woman:
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man:
So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:
I'm a female impersonator.
Man:
Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:
Do not enter.
Man:
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:
Unfertilized
Man:
Your body is like a temple.
Woman:
Sorry, there are no services today.
Man:
I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:
But would you stay there?
Man:
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.[/center">
Re: Female Comebacks tyrogers: hee hee
Re: Female Comebacks AmyMarie1972: LMAO I must deffinately remember that last one.
Amy
