deep dark secrets...
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deep dark secrets... sourpuss: in honour of lghawaiians' thread "100 things you don't know about me", what dark secrets lurk in the souls of ojarians?


some things you didn't know about me:

1.  i have no sense of direction, am lucky to find my way to work & home again.

2.  i can't eat the yolk of a fried egg if it's broken.

3.  i never lie on my taxes, but not once in my entrie adult life have i filed them on time.

4.  i have to use special "geek" toothpaste with extra fluoride.

5.  i hate "romantic comedy" movies.  they are such bullsh!t.

6.  i know to stop drinking when i hear a song i like and start thinking, "i could dance to this".  my dancing has been compared to elaine's on "seinfeld".
Re: deep dark secrets... freovir: 1) i don't think i have matured since 1992.

2) i love falling in love.

3) I cannot sing, nor can i dance.  Well, I CAN, but i suck.  Wait, I can't dance, but i will pretend if drunk enough.

4) I dream of taking my girls around the world.

5) I don't pay income taxes.

6) I've never lied to have sex.  exagerated maybe, but never lied.

7) I want to be an artist.

8) Being an American means nothing to me.

9) i've probably read more books than you.

--fre


Re: deep dark secrets... freovir: 10) i have the same birthday as tarheel - earth day

11) i am not gay.

12) i like vietnamese food.

13) the last time i threw a punch in anger was ninth grade.

14) i believe the world is good.

15) my mother is a great cook.

16) i weigh less now than i did in seventh grade.

17) i used to be a conservative.

18) i grew up in a sect.

19) i have more than seventy nieces and nephews.

20) i had a chinese shar-pei that i taught to hate.

21) I can understand why terrorists terrorize.

22) I am not afraid.

23) i'm a decent photographer

24) i can write some things.

25) i married my best friend

26) i just learned how to use tinypic: ummm, i guess i didn't

27) i am tired.
Re: deep dark secrets... freovir: 28) tinypic is a misnomer in this case.
Re: deep dark secrets... Yeehaw: Wish you knew how to use Photoshop so you could resize that bigazz picture!
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