true friends twetifb: Here's a series of promises that really speak to true friendships:
>
> 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
> the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
> you.
>
> 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
>
> 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I
> get.
>
> 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
> much worse it could be and to quit whining.
>
> 6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
>
> 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
> again. I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 8. When you fall! - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
> This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask.
> Because you are my friend.
>
> Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will
> help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Re: true friends frustratedgirl: hehe... i like that ;D
