Parrot Story... ti-poux:
Parrot Story...
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on
a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud,
"Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective
parrot."
"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and
answered me!"
"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a
highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you
hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but
since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a
little hook.
You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak
English can't you?"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can
converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics,
religion,sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology.
You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I
just can't afford that."
"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth
is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get
me for $20; just make the guy an offer!"
The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great >>
sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands
everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes,
"Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing.
"I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but
it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted
him at the door in a sheer black nightie."
"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up
her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"
"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on
his knees and began to kiss her all over...."
Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
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If this doesn't make you laugh,you're having a really bad day!!
Re: Parrot Story... Suddenly Single: ROFLMAO!!!!!! HEE HEE HEE!!!!!! TOO FUNNY!
I had a friend who had a talking bird so this is really funny! The bird would copycat things you would say or hear and just randomly say it - very funny and embarrassing what the bird would repeat! hee hee!!!
Re: Parrot Story... dreamerpoet: ROFLMAO, THIS IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!
