"Calendar Jerk"...sing to the tune of "Calendar Girl" Grinning_Madly: CALENDAR JERK
I hate, I hate, I hate that Calendar Jerk
Yeah, that Calendar Jerk
I hate, I hate, I hate my Calendar Jerk
Each and every day of the year
(January) You’re like a whiny noisemaker on my last nerve
(February) Nothing for Valentine’s Day is WHAT you deserve
(March) You’re worse than a hangover after St. Patty’s Day
(April) The entire IRS, and NOT you, I’d rather lay
Yeah, yeah, glad you’re out of my hair
Go drink Chlorox, for all I care
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)
(May) Maybe you being born was a mistake
(June) Your excuses were loftier than strawberry shortcake
(July) The day you left here was MY Fourth of July
(August) Like the days in August, in Hades you’ll FRY
Hey, ex: you set me free
I’m so glad you are history
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)
(September)If you FALL off Everest, it would be complete
(October) Marriage to you was no bloody Halloween Treat
(November) Each day with you was “Turkey” Day, TRY
(December) You killed this marriage and made Baby Jesus cry
Yeah, yeah, you are worse than anthrax
Resign from the human race is all that I ask
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)
