Re: Embarrassing First Date Moments Shanna: This isn't funny on me, but on the guy.
He got diarreah on the way home from the restaurant. Had to pull over on the side of the road and go in the ditch. AND WIPE WITH NOTEBOOK PAPER. THEN we had to go to his parents house so he could get some clean undies....this was in HS.
Re: Embarrassing First Date Moments OneMist8k: This wasn't a first date, but close. We were watching television. Her head was in my lap. The movie was boring, she fell asleep. Soon after I started to nod off. As my head dropped, a line of drool started flowing from my lower lip. Quickly I sucked it back in, or so I thought. Her eyes snapped open and said, "Perfect shot". It went straight into her ear.
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Before getting married, we went on a beach date. We had something spicey at a picnic table. Casual date, you know? So we stopped by at a Stop 'n Go convenience store. She went to fill a cup at the self-serve slurpee machine when the handle came off in her hand, drenching her with sticky, cold goo. She could only scream as it sprayed her. She was too petrified to move! I quickly took the handle from her hand and jammed it back into the machine. All was quiet in the store while she looked at me, slurpee dripping from her nose and all over her blouse.
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Also before getting married, we went on a hike. There was a 10 foot vertical water fall with a rope dangling in the middle of the water. The trick was to swim upstream, grab the rope trailing in the whitewater, and climb up through the water fall. I told her she didn't have to try it if she felt uncomfortable, then showed her how to do it. Like a good sport she gave it a go, but halfway up the force of the water caught her waistband and flushed off her shorts and panties. I didn't know what happened until I saw them bobbing in the water downstream. The fishermen there got an eyefull.
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We got married. It wasn't so much fun after that, so we divorced.
Re: Embarrassing First Date Moments Smiley17: Note to self: Don't re-marry! LMAO!!! ;) :P
Re: Embarrassing First Date Moments ColoHill: It wasn't an official date, but our first hang-out/interested in eachother/non-serious thing. In college, a group of girlfriends and I had gone to this bar. It was dead so we were leaving. A guy came running out after me and asked if my friends and I would come back later and hang out with his friends and him so him and I could talk. We did. So, I have to add here, I was only 18 and that this was all within a few days of arriving at another state with a very different altitude. So, we went back. They were drinking pitchers of beer and got all us ladies glasses. Well, you know how guys can be...They refill your glass every time you turn your head. It becomes far to easy to lose track of what you have had. ::) Before I knew it, I was totally smashed. It was the most awful feeling. I told my friends I had to go but before I could even make it to the d.d.'s car, I knew I was going to get sick. Being drunk I sat down on one of those parking humps, wrapped my legs around the bottom of the sign for the bar and rested my head on the cold metal. Soon, I was getting sick. :-[ :-X The poor guy sat and held my hair for me. I was so embarassed. I almost couldn't get stop getting sick long enough for them to get me to a car to take me home. After about an hour of this guy holding my hair, rubbing my back, and forcing me to sip water, they got me to a vehicle. He had me sit on his lap in the driver's seat so I could rest my head by the open window. We had to stop at every stop sign for me to get out and get sick again. He would get out and hold my hair and hand me napkins when I was done. He even carried me into my dorm so I didn't have to walk. I have never ever been that sick! I was so embarassed (the next morning when I could begin to comprehend again ::) ). Can you believe he asked me out after all that!!!! :o
