Good Divorce Jokes! paul76: Dont read too much into these. I just happened to find a couple that made me laugh!
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an a$$hole.
A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table.....
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
Your husband is on the back of the milk carton
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard
You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard ladies-of-the-night there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Vegas, too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!
Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A. Divorced
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Just some Funnies :D
Re: Good Divorce Jokes! PickingUpThePieces: ;D Thanks for the funnies, I needed the chuckle today...
Re: Good Divorce Jokes! amola: [quote author=potzy81 link=topic=18519.msg164915#msg164915 date=1126377953"> Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.[/quote">
hehehehehehehehehehehehe..........oh, the mental image.............
Re: Good Divorce Jokes! Shanna: [quote author=amola link=topic=18519.msg165025#msg165025 date=1126399979">
[quote author=potzy81 link=topic=18519.msg164915#msg164915 date=1126377953"> Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.[/quote">
hehehehehehehehehehehehe..........oh, the mental image.............
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I was feeling this one also....
