Re: college football jokes go here!!! BRING IT ON!!!! LOL alonewith2: Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass in "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Pennsylvania, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams, and mountains. The people from Pennsylvania are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace.I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable football team who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth, losers I'm putting next to them in Ohio."
Re: college football jokes go here!!! BRING IT ON!!!! LOL alonewith2: When Coach Bear Bryant got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Alabama flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Bear," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Bear felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Blue and White sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Penn State flag,and in every window, Nittany Lions.
Bear looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I led my teams to six national championships, 13 SEC championships and 24 consecutive bowl appearances. As a head coach, I had 323 wins, 85 losses and 17 ties. My win total is the most by any NCAA Division I coach.."
God asked "so what do you want to know, Bear?"
"Well, why does Joe Paterno get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said "Bear, that's not Joe's house, it's mine."
Re: college football jokes go here!!! BRING IT ON!!!! LOL cyncyn_22: Hey Phyxius, how bout those Aggies this weekend?? ;D ;D ;D
Oops! I think Iowa State just scored again!!! Just kidding! :D :D :D
Seriously, I'll stop taunting you now. :)
cyncyn_22
Re: college football jokes go here!!! BRING IT ON!!!! LOL Lumpy: bump
Re: college football jokes go here!!! BRING IT ON!!!! LOL PennyLane: Mizzou Tigers kicked Nebraska butts ;D ;D OK is next :P :-*
