Re:Valentines day scorpions barelybreathing: Scorpians huh? LOL
For me it would be birds. He is so scared of them. I have a parrot. When it takes flight, he hits the floor, terrified. So I would pack a bunch of lovely "black" birds in an evironmentally friendly box and when he opens the box, they would all "frantically" take flight. That would be a sight to see!
Hee hee hee.
BB
Re:Valentines day scorpions brynne: I scrubbed the toilet w/ my H's toothbrush b/f he moved out. That way he could go kiss his girlfriend with "potty" mouth...HA HA !!!
Maybe on V-day I'll call him up & suggest he buy a new toothbrush...
Hope
Re:Valentines day scorpions finney5: Spectrum.. Wear a mask! Then the cops will think the lovey dovey couple is crazy with their messed up hair and their description of Bill Clinton hitting them over the head while laughing hysterically.
I like the plan.. it's a good one.
As Fri would have been an anniversary and Sat is an obvious blech. I've got plans to go out and get flippin blitzed and go dancing. Most likely not in that order.
Hope28--You DIDN'T!! That's hilarious!!! (wish I'da thought of that)
Re:Valentines day scorpions Spectrum: [quote author=finney5 link=board=1;threadid=2027;start=0#msg17795 date=1075852946">
Hope28--You DIDN'T!! That's hilarious!!! (wish I'da thought of that)
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ME TOO!!!!! :o ;D
Re:Valentines day scorpions Shocked: A friend had this actually happen to him. He dumped his girlfriend after she moved cross-country with expectations of him following. When she got good and bitter about the whole deal, she had her revenge. Apparently, she went camping for a weekend and mailed him what she should have left behind the bushes - a whole one-gallon ziplock back full.
True story. And a disgusting one at that.
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