Getting even...... WhiskeyGirl: One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our
>>> door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty,
> smelled
>>> terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.
>>>
>>> We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took
> her
>>> to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we
>>> named
>>> her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a
> day
>>> or
>>> so. He said would let us know when we could come and
> get
>>> her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but
> don't
>>> forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet
>
>>> that
>>> it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
> My
>>> husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my
>>> husband "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him
> "El-Take-O."
>>> They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe"
> at
>>> each other, with my husband getting in the last word
> on
>>> this occasion.
>>>
>>> The next day my husband had an appointment with his
>>> doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The
>>> doctor's
>>> office was full of people waiting to see him. A side
>
>>> door
>>> opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen
> my
>>> husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband
> and in
>>> a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy is finally
> clean
>>> and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh, and,
> by
>>> the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the
>>> father
>>> is!" And he closed the door.
>>>
>>>
>>> Now THAT, my friends, is getting even...
>>>
>>>
