Dude, guys are so weird flowersdirtandgardengirl: Heeheeeheee. I just started a post with the word 'dude' in the title.
But they ARE. They are such freaks. Do you really think that when that girl walks past you and you say some random ass stupid comment that she's going to stop walking, turn around and run into your arms, proclaiming: oh my god, no one has ever said --nice ass!--to me before! Where have you been ALL of my life?!
Seriously. And I'm not even the kind of girl who gets all 'tiffy' when this stuff happens but it's been happening alot lately (I guess I must have the I'm Single scent on me finally) and I just gotta wonder...can't you at least try to be more original? Realistically, I'm probably not going to stop and talk to you either way. Not because I'm a snotty turd but because I'm actually totally shy and you'd have to say something pretty witty and stunning to get me to burst out of my shell at first blush.
Or look like Heath Ledger.
But at least TRY for something a little more original than: NICE A$$ or HOTSA MAMMA, ad naseum.
I think one of the best pick up lines I ever got when I was in college was: Baby, is your daddy a drug dealer? Cause you're dope.
For some reason this one just cracked me up to no end. And the boy was really cute and I was a bit of a crazy nut back then, so it worked.
At least he didn't say, dude--nice a$$. ;)
Re: Dude, guys are so weird Lumpy: Can we strike a compromise? Is your daddy a drug dealer? Cause your @$$ is dope!
Re: Dude, guys are so weird flowersdirtandgardengirl: Okay Lumpy, you win because I'm tittering with laughter. But I also already know you're hilarious so that's cheating, I think.
;D
Re: Dude, guys are so weird sudboy: I kind of liked the Tim Meadows line: "Baby was your daddy a butcher? Because it looks like he stuck two fine hams down the back of your dress"
--paraphrased of course :)
Sudboy
Re: Dude, guys are so weird yella: Try this... "Nice sweater."
I know damn well it wasn't my sweater he was talking about! ::)
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