Re: Dude, guys are so weird jadedangel: [color=navy"> and then there is ----
Your so close to heaven that .. if I was to throw you into the air -- you'd become a ray of sunshine ...
In his defense -- he was trying to a cheesy pickup line --- how is that for different gg?
My response --> "Get your boots on ... it's getting deep"[/color">
Re: Dude, guys are so weird flowersdirtandgardengirl: Speaking of the sun, it's finally out so I'm going to go running while I can but first:
If someone said that to me, looked like Heath Ledger, was clearing keeping their tongue in their cheek and I had a few amaretto sours in me, I would at least chuckle.
Okay, if he looked like Heath Ledger he could probably do little else but stare at my boobs all night and WG's comment of "I'll try anything once" would most like apply.
I like your reply a lot more. And I'm soooo not witty on my feet. It really sucks. I would probably just end up laughing in their face without even meaning to, stepping on their feet, accidentally running over their cat or insulting their grandmother. ;D
Okay, now about that run...
love,
gg
Re: Dude, guys are so weird Zipsfb: Girls are mean.... lol. I'm so shy I need to be hit with a dump truck before I think a girl is interested in me. I guess I'll just keep on relying on my rediculously good looks LOL...
Re: Dude, guys are so weird hudson: Guys who say things like "nice ass" are almost always with one of their buddies...or in my case, usually one of my brothers. And if you're wondering why guys spew these idiotic phrases well...it's to amuse themselves.
Any half-way intelligent man knows that he will never get a date with girl by mumbling "nice ass" as she walks by.
Personally, I enjoy admiring the female form and if I'm with one of my brothers or buddies we like to enjoy it together by commenting on how we feel about a particular female form that we are viewing at the time. But I almost always make it a point to comment so as the lady cannot hear it. I'm not into making women feel uncomfortable.
But if you're a woman and you're looking good while walking through the checkout lane, I'll nudge the guy next to me and say something like "did ya see the fun bags on the hose hound". Yeah baby....YEAH!
Re: Dude, guys are so weird Irony: My 87 year old mother even notices....
Last year when my mom was visiting us here in NC, I took her on a riverboat cruise.
We were standing on the top deck and looking down, we saw a wedding patry being photographed on the deck below us.
The bride was well endowed in the mammary department and had a low cut dress on.
Mom loooked down and shouted, "Will ya look at the size of those melons!"
Of course the entire bridal party looked up at me, and I pointed with a sh*t eating grin at dear old mom who had no clue about the turmoil she had spawned. I was triying not to LMAO but finally did.
Mom was oblivious, God love her.
So, see, you women can do it too.. I would love to see gg and smiley and jaded and tara and the whole bunch of you on a ladies night out with a male stripper.
Can you really hold that dollar bill in your teeth and place it strategically ?
Now that's a great visual.
:P :P :P :P :P
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