Re: Dude, guys are so weird tara: OMG...the "I'm Single Scent" is responsible for the single creepiest pick-up routine I ever got.
I was at a trade show. I was newly separated and I must have had the single beacon on my head.
I listening to a sales pitch about (not kidding) toilet bowl cleaner.
Suddenly the sales guy stops and says, "you have the most intriguing eyes." And then he proceeded to find out where I live (from my name tag -- it had the city) and tell me he'd be there in a month and would I have dinner with him?
(I told him I was married. Which was technically true at the time. Eew.)
Re: Dude, guys are so weird WhiskeyGirl: [quote author=gg link=topic=23600.msg219675#msg219675 date=1136494841">
Do you really think that when that girl walks past you and you say some random ass stupid comment that she's going to stop walking, turn around and run into your arms, proclaiming: oh my god, no one has ever said --nice ass!--to me before! Where have you been ALL of my life?!
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Oh snap! you mean thats not what I should be doing? :-\
I guess I shouldn't offer to let them feel it either to prove that it feels just as nice as it looks? *sigh*...will I ever get the hang of this dating thing?
LMAO ;D
Re: Dude, guys are so weird Irony: the single scent..
I think it was jeff foxworthy who said that women sniff guys for the scent of marriage.. fabric softener!
guys don't usually use it but their wives do.
He says its 95% accurate to peg a married guy.
And how bout "is that sweater wool?"
"Can it be felt?"
And, gg, nice a$$ :P ;D :o ::)
*slaps self across the face*
Re: Dude, guys are so weird yella: OMG! This is hilarious!!! ;D ;D ;D
Re: Dude, guys are so weird BambiC: I posted this in another thread but I thought that it would be appropriate here too.
My ex told me about this pick up line that one of his friends once used...
Man: I bet you a dollar that I can make your breasts move without touching them.
Woman: Okay
Man: (reaches out and jiggles woman's breasts) That was worth the dollar.
;D
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