Airline humor, NSFW phairestofthemall: So I was on this plane right, had just taken off and the captain is blah-blah'ing over the intercom, at length his official spiel ends but we can still hear him talking- apparently he forgot to switch off the intercom. Haha, silly captain. We passengers hear him he says to his copilot, '*sigh* Y'know what I could REALLY go for right now? ... A coffee and a blowjob.' :o A flight attendant bolted for the cockpit immediately, and as she ran by someone yelled 'DON'T FORGET THE COFFEE!!' :D
(no that didn't really happen, just a 1st-person joke)
