Humorscope snkpack5: Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Try to avoid things that are squooshy today. Especially giant green squooshy things that probably came from outer space. (Hint: most giant green squooshy things are, in fact, from outer space.)
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You will invent a method of making icosahedral ice cubes, today, which everyone will think are really cool.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Beware of giant squids today. Other than that, a good day for a nice walk along the beach.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
This is a time when you need to hold on to your dreams. Or in other words, reality is becoming too much for you, and you should try to escape into a bizarre fantasy life. Heck, it works fine for Ross Perot, doesn't it?
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Try to work the words "happenstance" and "ineffable" into your conversation today. It turns out that most people believe any sentence that has the word "ineffable" in it. Such as that one.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Thirteen short bearded men will invade your living quarters soon, eat all your food, and drag you off on an ill-advised adventure, much to the amusement of an elderly gentleman of your acquaintance.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You will become trapped in the sofa, again. People will point and laugh.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Today will be one of those days when everything reminds you of wild hickory nuts. Tomorrow: everything reminds you of peach yogurt.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
After today the following expression will no longer strike you as being in the least bit amusing: "Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move bodies."
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
You will stack furniture in the bathtub, today. That's just the sort of thing you would do, your friends will say.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Excellent day to fritter things away.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You are about to scare several people out of their socks! It will turn out that they have very ugly feet.
Re: Humorscope brokenbaby: OMG I love mine!! I get to have my own fantasy life cause reality sucks!! WOOOWOOOO!! ;D ::)
Re: Humorscope yella: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm gonna scare the socks off you people!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Re: Humorscope YellowJacket: [quote author=snkpack5 link=topic=25061.msg237075#msg237075 date=1139007142">
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You will become trapped in the sofa, again. People will point and laugh.
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After reading this I had sworn off sofas for the day. Stupidly, after one drink in the evening I completely forgot and sat down to watch TV and sure enough it happened.
But in my defense -- there was a left-over Cheetoh in there!!!
Re: Humorscope kipeachi:
I'm not big w/ words and such so i will ponder how to say such words of wisdom to day to my friends which happenstance that they might not even know what i'm saying, but if the Ineffable happens I'll have to tell them the truth...........I have no Idea where the words come from LOL
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