Re: Any , Any, Any, Any, Any, Any, Any People put to Answers on Personals Ads bluskygrl: LMAO the fringe thing is the funniest D$$n thing I have ehard all week!!
Explains a lot about the brain of men!
I do wonder too about listing spanking as a desired trait.
Also Makes me wonder if/when he has a 4 year old daughter looking up at him in sincere honesty telling him that she thought the kool aid in the gas tank would make it a prettier truck....would he really be able to spank her???
or the son who poured gas down the driveway and then lit it on fire going towards the garage - who wanted to imitate the batmobile??
LOL!
Re: Any , Any, Any, Any, Any, Any, Any People put to Answers on Personals Ads phairestofthemall: Personally I find it easier to list the things I'm NOT looking for, such as:
Inconsiderate
Unkind
Unaffectionate
Scrub (as defined by TLC)
Unfit
Dishonest
Ect ect
Re: Any , Any, Any, Any, Any, Any, Any People put to Answers on Personals Ads michellepipkin: Funny your lawyer won't even let you date...my STBX's lawyer not only let him date-but his girlfriend MOVED in with him, and his lawyer said OK. But hey, it's Texas. I can't even do anything about it. Texas doesn't go after adulters... I can't even keep them from sleeping in the same damn bed when he has our three kids there. Yet you can't date? Wish I'd had to get a divorce in your state, or wish my STBX had your lawyer!! It would have saved me some heartache.
Re: Any , Any, Any, Any, Any, Any, Any People put to Answers on Personals Ads tara: Wow, my SO's lawyer is THRILLED he's moving in with me soon (because it'll cut his housing and related expenses in half)...even though his divorce isn't final. (This is WI. It's 100% no-fault, and unless I was a child abuser or something, my presence is irrelevant.)
Anyhow.
We're pretty incompatible, in any case -- I'm not a churchgoer, I am a light drinker, and I'm not a spanker by nature (although I won't condemn those who are).
But I would leave a lot of things as "any" on a personal ad -- hair color, eye color, race, astrological sign, education, income, wears glasses -- so what? OK, education and income can be a bigger deal but I'd find out soon enough if the "no college" and "<$20,000" means he'd be constantly mooching off of me and/or unable to string two sentences together. And I wouldn't specify height because, well, everyone's taller than I am anyway.
I suppose I'd be pretty specific in my narrative, though -- while I'm open to someone with any religion, I don't practice and if they're very conservative, evangelical or would be uncomfortable with an agnostic/secular Jew, we wouldn't get along. That's hard to indicate in a drop-down menu of preferences.
Re: Any , Any, Any, Any, Any, Any, Any People put to Answers on Personals Ads Freckles: If you knew my *Stepson * You would say "Put him in Stocks and Beat him with a Horse Whip day and night"
I was not making that up when I said *No* and he Attacked.
Here are a *Few* of the interesting things HE has done
1. He bought a $80.00 watch at Wal-Mart. Beat it apart on Table because it said *Unbreakable*
2. Got ALL The Neghborhood Teens together at 2:00 in the morning in a old Van I was going to fix up. At 3:00 came RUNNING in house Woke me and Wife(Ex) up. Police were here they Arested HIM and ALL his friends for Drinking/Pot(Several went to jail for 6 months to a year. HIM they gave a fine and community service.
3.While visiting my Wife(Ex) s Alcoholic Sister accross the State. He ran up $800.00 worth of PORNO on her TV(Satalite) First about $400.00 he got caught and BIG Uproar. When he got back home She got the OTHER BILL.
4. When he was at Wife(Ex) Sisters they were teeching him how to drive so could get drivers license. They went to Lake. When they got back on Monday. Whole Side of Pick-Up Destroyed Garrage about to Collapse on $225,000 Home and Stepson *Nowhere to be found for 2 or 3 days.
5. He got a Ciggerate Ticket while at Wife(Ex) s Sister *DID NOT TELL US* So we had to drive him 700 Miles to go see judge.(Of course we were FIRST in line BUT He did not SIGN IN so Were very LAST to see Judge
(Community Service, Big Fine)
6. He Knew *I* do not like 4 letter words so EVERY WORD he says HAS TO HAVE Fu*k after it or Sh*t or D*M or WORSE.
(Everything he said was like that, ANYWHERE in Public too)
7.He went to Wife(Ex) Church and had DVD Player(A no no in ANY Church)
Guess What he Listened to ? SATANIC MUSIC ON FULL BLAST ! EVERYONE Could hear it !
(Gladd I was not there)
8. Wife(Ex) too him to Karatie(I told her very Stuped Idea) Still took him.
9. Wife(Ex) YANKED Him out of High School. When High School had Had ENOUGH (His Fighting , Sleeping in EVERY CLASS etc) High School was sending him to BOOT CAMP so Wife(EX) Yanked him Home to Home School.
I was Gritting my Teeth. This is VERY BAD IDEA! I Said.
SHE says he will get Job / Job Training etc.
No, He Sleeps all day / up ALL Night Smoking Pot/Alcohol will all the negborhood every nght
AND He is Telling Wife(Ex) how Unhappy he is has to act 1/2 way right around me ans is tied of that.
10. When he got back from visiting my Wife(Ex0 Sister) My wife was so Glad to See him She ran and Hugged Him.
While Holding her HE said under his breath * Hee Hee If You don't Treat me right, I will go live with Your Sister PERMAMENTLY Hee Hee*
He said that several times !
I jumped up and Said *THAT is the worst thing I have EVER heard a son say to his mother* And Told her what he said.
She looked Confused. He turned Bright Red and went to his room. He did NOT deny saying it !
11. He Is HEAVY Pot/Alcohol user(I think is now a Drug Pusher. I was the ONLY thing standing in his way to be pusher/thief etc
12. He beat up his ExGirlfriends Boyfriend. He beat up teens all the time.
In JR High he walked up to Student hit Student in face and walked on by.
(Said that person cussed him before)
13. I saw this ;Me and Wife(Ex) went to her Alcoholic Sisters.
Stepson told Wives Sister* Your Husband is a low down no good son-of-a-Bit*h.
5 minutes Later told HER HUSBAND Your Wife is a low down no good Bit*h
10 minutes later told Wifes Sister Your Husband is a Bast*rd and Sc*m.
20 minutes later told Wifes sisters Husband Your Wive is a Drunk Bit*h
and so on and so on
When we got home in a day or so *He told me Your Wife(His Mother) Is a Drunk Bit*h)
I got So Mad I had to leave.(I let him know what I thought about what would happen if he did THAT agan)
I guess he did that all day telling my Wife(Ex) how sorry I was.
I could keep going, So You know now Why I said that about Spanking
:)
P.S.
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