Creepy gym lady snkpack5: Dear Creepy Gym Lady,
I have not been to the gym in three weeks, but I finally caved in tonight. And how fortunate for me that you still use the locker right next to mine, Creepy Gym Lady.
I've been meaning to tell you a few things Creepy Gym Lady that bother me about you. I've wondered frequently if it is just a coincidence that you wait to remove your pants when I'm sitting eye level with your *sscrack. And I've been wondering where you purchase those flower print granny panties that you so love to wear. The same type granny panties I always find drying on the coals in the sauna. Is this a coincidence as well?
I also wonder why you cast surreptitious glances my way while we change, and why you're always in the stretch studio at the same time I do my squats and lunges. And what was up with that one time you asked me to scrub your back in the shower?
Has anyone ever told you, Creepy Gym Lady, that you're not supposed to wear colored socks when you work out? And that biker shorts are for skinny people? Cause at your age I would think these would be obvious truths. I also don't think its wise to run on the treadmills in Birkenstocks. Very bad for the arches.
So Creepy Gym Lady, I'm laying it all out there . . . Stop creeping me out. Get another locker, open an account with Victoria's Secret, and invest in a back scrubber cause this girl lunges and squats alone.
Re: Creepy gym lady Lumpy: Can you hook a brother up?
Re: Creepy gym lady snkpack: :D
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LOL!
You should write for Craigslist and see if you can get in their Best Of area. :)
