Hurley snkpack5: Hi Hurley,
It's been a while. How you been? I'm guessing you've been doing pretty damn well. From what I could tell earlier tonight you still got "the power, the fury." That is excellent, that is really friggin grand.
You were "on fire." And I was reminded of this fact everytime you squealed like Nature Boy Rick Flair before a wrestling match. WOO! WOO! WOO!
And I love how you've grown in your sideburns. I haven't seen sideburns that beautiful since Brandon Walsh on 90210 sported them. They are hot! Please don't ever get rid of them . . .
And have you been taking dancing lessons? Cause I noticed your victory dances are much more entertaining? That little pelvis twist you throw it at the end really gets the chassis lubed, if you know what I'm saying.
But thanks for reminding me all night long how fantastic you are, cause I truly find it electrifying when a man toots his own horn ALL night. I'm not even sure I would have had an entertaining evening if it hadn't been for your sweet bowling skills and listening to you brag on them. I'm pretty sure that's what took the evening from just mundane to teeth-grindingly amazing.
So its good to see you again Hurley. I'll see you next week and we can talk about you again all night. I'm so looking forward to it.
Re: Hurley snkpack: Hehehe, another one.
