T-shirt btodd: Saw a T-shirt I thought was funny and have to buy. it read
I was with stupid
We broke up
I think my ex would get a kick out of it if I were to wear in front of him.
Re: T-shirt JJ: Mine says "I have the dick, so I make the rules"
And for my ex, I got one that says "Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you." ;)