OM F*N G! Let me just say..... alonewith2: That he still never ceases to amaze me. ::)
I'm sitting at my computer tonight, working on a cover letter for my sister's Summer School Program that she wanted me to type up for her....when up pops an IM from my stbx. He's telling me about a "dream" he had of me that has kept him up since 2:30am this morning....
So I proceed to type back: What the hell is your problem?
He writes back that he didn't know I was online....
Anyway, he keeps going on and on about how he wants to have cyber sex with me. I tell him that's not my thing. Then he goes on to ask if I have any pictures of myself I could send him to help him "with his little problem." I tell him to go to the video store and rent some porn. So then he goes on to say that he saw me the other day, and it was the first time in a long time that I looked really good.
Ha ha ha....yeah, I thanked him for that backhanded comment, but that I didn't really need him to tell me that I looked good. I already know that I do. So he writes back that he didn't mean it like that, and that I've always been able to turn him on. I said, well that's nice to know, but you passed on all this, remember? So go find one of your little sl*ts...since they've always seemed to work just fine for you.
He tells me that I have to be getting sexually frustrated since it's been so long for me. How nice of him, right? So I tell him that actually I'm not sexually frustrated because I bought a toy....which works better than he ever did...and that I actually got my first "O" and then some. Hee hee...I'm evil!
I go on to tell him that I'm sorry I still turn him on....but that he's never going to have me anymore so he should look into getting himself a toy. I also tell him that I do not even WANT to have sex with him again. The idea of seeing him naked turns my stomach. But that I am resurrecting my sexy side again, and that whoever the lucky man becomes to enjoy that side of me will have him to thank. Because if he hadn't treated me like shit for 4 years, and cheat on me with every last walking piece of shit he could find in this town effectively plummeting my self esteem into the toilet, I wouldn't have been given the opportunity to start all over building myself back up again...better and stronger and sexier and more self confident than I was before!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...I should have stopped responding....but it felt so good to TURN HIM DOWN!!!! ;D
So this is a vent (as in why the hell won't he just go away and stay gone) but at the same time, a YAY for me since my willpower has not resisted! ;D
Re: OM F*N G! Let me just say..... brokenbaby: You go snb!! That totally rocks that you were able to hold your ground and tell the piece of sh!t where to go. ;D
I swear all stbxh's inherited a stupid gene that takes away the ability to have any rational thought. :P
Re: OM F*N G! Let me just say..... Tarheel: Hey, I was a STBXH at one time...
Good work, girl! He's a dope, but you know that already... ;D
Re: OM F*N G! Let me just say..... C-Note: No fare. Women's toy options are more compact and less messy then Toy's for guys.
Teasing is cruel and unusual punishment. ;D
Re: OM F*N G! Let me just say..... brokenbaby: Sorry Tar
Most stbxh's. There are some exceptions. ;) :D
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