My list of everyday events in my impoverished life ezydriver: [s"> 8am wake up[/s">
[s"> 8:05 am blowjob[/s">
[s"> 9am double whisky on ice[/s">
[s"> 9:05am blowjob[/s">
9:30am breakfast consisting of 3 fried eggs, mushrooms, bacon, fried slice, beans and tomatoes followed by a brandy
10am round of golf
11:30am get in limo
11:35 blowjob in limo
12pm threesome with oriental twins (in limo)
1pm get into smoking jacket and smoke a cuban cigar rolled on the thighs of a virgin
1:30pm shower
2pm blowjob
3pm steak dinner with chips (fries I think you lot call them) and onion rings
4pm after dinner wank (one of those 3 hour 'nobodys at home' wanks
7pm double rum and another cigar
8pm get onto my agent, arrange for some work
8:15pm blowjob
9-9:05pm check posts on OJar
9:05-9:06pm check email
9:06 11pm delete spam
11pm quick blowjob
11:10pm primal scream
11:30pm bed [s"> [/s">
