Tarheel Brings the Venom Tarheel: You know what? I'm drunk and don't give a shit... Here's the rundown, in no particular order:
1. The internet is stupid. I know, you're thinking, "But you're posting on am internet message board." i know... I've just always wanted to complain about the internet. And I have no specific complaint. I just think it's stupid.
2. I did not drink alone tonight. It DID however kick in after I left my group. So it's LIKE drinking alone, and drinking alone sucks. Much like dinner, bars, tennis, and sex alone also suck.
3. I'm gonna create a second profile on here... just so I can pimp myself. And if you thought I was bad... Okay, maybe I'm not bad, but you get my point. Sorta like i titled this thread... "Tarheel Says This," "Tarheel Says That," "Tarheel's Top Ten Ways To Masturbate Without Porn," Tarheel Thinks That the NOAA is Fear Mongering when it comes to Hurricane Predictions," "Tarheel's Favorite Air Supply Songs," I could go on all night.
4. A cute girl complimented my hair tonight. i know... that's not a vent.
5. She has a boyfriend. THERE'S the vent.
6. I have to work at 6:00 in the morning. Unlike today, I know about this before 5:58am, but that isn't gonna make my lack of sleep any more enjoyable.
7. The Masters final round is tomorrow. I also need to cut my grass after work. Thus, I must make a decision. I mean, it IS the Masters.
8. ...My yard will remain uncut til Monday, which means I'll be wasting THAT off day away.
9. AWOL isn't a good suffix for my screen name, cause I do lurk often. But i can't think of a way to say "Trying To Stay Out of the Drama" any better way.
10. Maybe I should make my screen name about 3 miles long.
11. I have nothing witty for #11.
12. Get this... my ex-wife whines to me today about being called into work tonight. My comment: "Well, you can use the money, right?" Her comment: "Well, I have gained a few pounds. i need more jeans." No, forget about saving money to somehow see your daughter again. WHat an idiot.
Okay... a dozen it is... for now. And I was nice...
Re: Tarheel Brings the Venom LostTeacher: feel your pain.....
all i really wanted to do today was sleep.
but then got up and went out.
not to do something super fun and exciting, where i might meet someone.
no.....two of my friends and i went to a chick flick together, on a saturday night.
then back to her house to watch hockey night in canada, and try to figure out why we are so pathetic.
i can't get out of this funk. all i want to do is vent too. you are not the only one.
sorry about the jeans comment. sounds like a real winner.
what a saturday night....blah.
LT
Re: Tarheel Brings the Venom flyaway: Oh goodness, Tarheel! I'm so sorry for the internet, for the boy-friend afflicted girl, for your lack of sleep, for your stupid bubble headed ex, for the fact that you have to drink alone, have sex alone, and use the toilet alone. (oh wait, that one wasn't in there. :P )
C'mon! Life is grand! If you can see the brightside...that is. And what brighter side could there be than sitting on your A$$ all afternoon, watching men hitting a tiny white ball around an incredibly beautiful course?
[size=8pt"> And while you're at it, could you come and do my yard work too?[/size"> ;D :D :)
flyaway
Re: Tarheel Brings the Venom bluskygrl: Yeah Tar,
We could pimp you for yard work:)
Blu
Re: Tarheel Brings the Venom WhiskeyGirl: [quote author=Tarheel - AWOL link=topic=27591.msg267931#msg267931 date=1144556002">
10. Maybe I should make my screen name about 3 miles long.
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Naw...thats just stupid :P
Don't you have some self fornication to get to? ::)
LMAO :-*
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