Re: Funny bumper sticker JJ: Lol, right on. I've used www.spreadshirt.com for custom shirts. Raunchy stuff too, they don't care, no minimum buy, etc. Check it out and get ur shirt, tell me what the ex says when she sees it on ya. Ha!
Re: Funny bumper sticker Dolphin Close: Got this email today about funny bumper stickers
----"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> If You Can Reead This, I've Lost My Trailer.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Illiterate? Write For Help.
>>> ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Honk If Anything Falls Off.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
>>> But is Miles From The Next Exit.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
>>> Person.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
>>> If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Guys: No Shirt, No Service
>>> Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
>>> Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Ax Me About Ebonics.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Boldly Going Nowhere.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
>>> For Eating His Animal Friends
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Honk If You've Never Seen
>>> An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
>>> Admits He is Lost?
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> And Lastly:
>>>
>>> "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR
>>> THE SAME REASON.
Re: Funny bumper sticker JJ: Oh wow, those are really good. I like the 'Cleverly disguised' one, that would make a great shirt :D
Sorry Trapped, good thing the icon was right in front of my face and still missed it, d'oh.
My ex put a TRO on me, I wore a shirt next time to exchange the kids (had to be a public place), It said "Restraining orders are just another way of saying I LOVE YOU!"
I know it really pissed her off, it was worth the money ;)
Re: Funny bumper sticker smokin: the biker shirts that say
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS
THE BITCH FELL OFF"
i want to modify mine.
IF YOU CAN READ THIS
THE BITCH DIDNT FALL OFF
WERE DIVORCED!
:-X
Re: Funny bumper sticker clockwork: I have a bumper sticker that says:
Ran into my ex today
Put it in reverse and did it again. ;D ;D
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