Re: I'm procrastinating.... genesplicer: [quote author=YellowJacket link=topic=28092.msg273154#msg273154 date=1145889102">
I've heard that he can oragami a full model of the Eiffel tower to 1/53 scale in under six minutes and that small creatures gather around him when he sings in the forest.[/quote">
Umm.... can I get some of whatever YJ had for breakfast this morning? :o
Re: I'm procrastinating.... YellowJacket: Don't make me reveal your secret identity, GS.
Re: I'm procrastinating.... genesplicer: Pfffttt.... like you know my secret identity.... ::)
Re: I'm procrastinating.... yella: LOL!!! Ok, that was good for a little giggle this morning.
You guys ok today? :P
Re: I'm procrastinating.... YellowJacket: Her parents originally named her Guenevere after a female impersonator they once saw but in real life genesplicer goes by DeeNA. Note the capitalization. She is a master of all things genetic.
GS's abilities are without equal. She can cause a couple to have a red-headed child even when one of them isn't carrying the recessive gene. She once saved a busload of children from drowning in the Atlantic by parting the water using nothing more than a Chinese hand fan and a novelty spoon that she got from a bag of Lucky Charms. Moses who?
She was MacGyver's mentor.
She's an amazing computer programmer and doesn't require a compiler. She writes directly in machine language. It was she who coined the phrase "Bad Command Or Filename" She dreams in hexadecimal.
Although South Park has since stolen the credit, it was actually GS that produced the world's first four-assed monkey. The first ever stem cell actually came from her right thigh. Yes, it's a bit of a misnomer.
It's a little-known fact that GS doesn't age. She worked at Roswell years ago and was the one responsible for dealing with all of the aliens. She worked night and day to recombine their DNA and turn them into.... the Partridge Family.
From time to time she'll emerge from her layer to make appearances in public. Remember the little film in Jurassic Park where the molecule whizzes around and explains how they created the dinosaurs from mosquitos found in hardened sap? That's her in native form.
She voted for Adalai Stevenson all three times. Sucker.
She has a dog named GATC. It's an inside joke for genetics types... and not a very funny one at that.
In her spare time, she enjoys sitting by the pool, long walks on the beach, and thoughts of world conquest through water-supply-induced transmutation.
(Don't believe the urband legend about her being The Gimp from Pulp Fiction, though. She is adamantly opposed to guys named Zed because of a little "cupping" incident that happened back on the Pinta on the way to the new world.)
Sorry for the thread-jack, Fly. :(
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