Even the 11 year old knew he was lying Plucky: Conversation with ex #2 yesterday:
Assclown: Oh, I totally forgot...I have a wedding to go to in two weeks so I'll need you to keep Mancub that weekend.
Me: Ok. What time will he get back home?
Assclown: Uh...I don't know.
Me: Where's the wedding? Would it be better for me to get him or will you be passing through and drop him off?
Completely ignores the question
Me: Where's the wedding?
Assclown: I'm not sure.
Me: So, you've got a friend getting married and you don't know where the wedding is? Whose wedding is it? (I ask this because he has very few "buddies")
Assclown: Uh....It's a friend of a friend's wedding.
Me: Ah. Whatever.
On the way home, my daughter looks at me and says, "He was having a hard time talking, wasn't he?" and giggled.
We figure, it's either a night out with New Sucka or a wedding of a friend of hers. Either way...he gets 6 nights a week with her...his son shouldn't have to sacrifice his time for a "friend of a friend's...uh...wedding...uh....somewhere in town".
What a douche.
Re: Even the 11 year old knew he was lying Ciera: Sorry he's such an ass.
I do have to say I love the names :D
Re: Even the 11 year old knew he was lying genesplicer: What a freaking tool! ::)
Re: Even the 11 year old knew he was lying Plucky: The funniest part - I really shouldn't laugh at this, I know - after explaining to my daughter that Assclown does in fact have a New Sucka, she said, "Who in the world would like HIM?"
LMFAO
Re: Even the 11 year old knew he was lying genesplicer: Gotta love kids. ;D
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