The *Modern Marrage * What it is Evolving Into . Freckles: The *Modern Marrage * What it is Evolving Into .
A Couple get put into the *Blender * of Marrage. They are Mixed together so that they will be 1 person forevor.
They have Kids together, or not as the case may be.
One of them is unhappy that they are not Rich quick enough or some other thing. OR One or Both have Horrable Addictions to Alcohol/Drugs/Adultry/Something Foul and Aful.
So they Get a DIVORCE(One of the Most Foul words there is)
Now New Marrages to Diffrent People
Take the Divorced Man and anouther Divorced Lady put them in the *Blender* Of Marrage.
Toss in the *Blender* BOTH of Thier (EX) s
Add Both of Thier Kids from Prier Marrages
Add New Kids they Both Make
Turn on the Blender of Marrage Mix Everyone Together!
Now since thier Kids are not Blood related. Thier Kids Get Each Other Pregnent and Marry.
They Have a Fight and Have Sex with Each others (EX) s, EXs
The Man gets His Wife Pregnent and His (EX) Pregnent and His Mistress Pregnent. (All The Kids live With Him Part Time, With the Diffrent Ladies Part Time)
His Wife is Pregnent from Her (EX) already had a Baby from HER Boyfriend.
One Kid from her Husband) (All those Kids life with Her and Her Husband Part Time)
The Wifes (EX) is kicked out of His apartment so lives with them. The Husbands (EX) lives with them Too.
The Husbands Mistress Dumps His/Her Kids there and goes to Disney Land with Wife and Her (EX) Husband(Will be Back Next Week)
So The Modern Marrage is Evolving Back into a *TRIBE*
Like the Caveman days. I Saw on History/Discovery Cannel a *TRIBE* on a Island/Africa.
That is What Modern Marrage is *TRYING* To Evolve into.
BUT! IT is NOT Getting it Quite Right.
The Tribe on the Island(Still Doing the Same things it did thousands of Years ago)
Is a BIT Diffrent than what Modern Marrage is Evolving Into.
In The OLD Type Tribe. *THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DIVORCE !)
Now dont get me Wrong. You may have a BUNCH of Wives(Wives with a Lot of Husbands may happen - Rare)
You may have a BUNCH of Wives but there is NO Such thing as DIVORCE !
Well there is a Thing as You go to Your Enemy Tribe and Steal all THIER Women and You have More Wives.(They have to Steal Them)
Or THEY Steal Your Wife/Wives)
So I Guess It Could be seen as the Same as Divorce with a Twist
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Marginal Marrage Advice and Information from Freckles
(Your Marrage Advisor)
:)
Re: The *Modern Marrage * What it is Evolving Into . smokin: 1) Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2) There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5) There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6) Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7) The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9) Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10) Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
