The blondes new shoes Goddess: THE BLONDE'S NEW SHOES
A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were
asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just
go
out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go
and
give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamp determined to catch an
alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls overto
the
side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist
deep
in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, fires, kills the creature and
hauls it
onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were seven more dead
creatures, all lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
blonde
struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes
heavenwardand screaming in great frustration, she shouts out
"CRAP... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
Re: The blondes new shoes Obiwan: Good one!! ;D
Re: The blondes new shoes Melbel: ROFLAO.
Nice one!
Re: The blondes new shoes Mist: ;D
That was funny.
Real funny.
