Purina Diet Peaceandquiet: I have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was waiting in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (?).
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time I tried it. But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been in the hospital for food poisoning.
I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
Re: Purina Diet ATLfoodie: I got this same joke via email yesterday from my mother. Hmmmm.....
Re: Purina Diet brokenman: LMAO. :D Awesome.
Re: Purina Diet twetifb: That's the best joke I've heard in a long time! ;D
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