Three little ojar piggies superwife: This was a forwarded e-mail I received (modified for dramatic effect)
Three Little Ojar Pigs went out camping one weekend. The hostess came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the joker piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the wingnut piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the hostess took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the joker piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the wingnut piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the hostess approached the table
and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the joker piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the wingnut piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the hostess to the third little piggy,"
but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
Now, the question is...who was the third little piggy???
The answer can be found on the VermontStock pictures thread (in case you've been living under a rock)!!!!!
he he he....
Re: Three little ojar piggies chaotic: [quote author=superwife link=topic=33502.msg346640#msg346640 date=1156261215">
This was a forwarded e-mail I received (modified for dramatic effect)
Three Little Ojar Pigs went out camping one weekend. The hostess came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the joker piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the wingnut piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the hostess took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the joker piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the wingnut piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the hostess approached the table
and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the joker piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the wingnut piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the hostess to the third little piggy,"
but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
Now, the question is...who was the third little piggy???
The answer can be found on the VermontStock pictures thread (in case you've been living under a rock)!!!!!
he he he....
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I just have one question:
Where do you go camping that you have a Hostess waiting on you?
Re: Three little ojar piggies superwife: Oh, you wouldn't believe the host and hostess we had!!!
Like I said, I needed to modify it a little. I should have said the kids instead of the hostess :D
Awesome job FB and PI
Re: Three little ojar piggies alonewith2: Too damn funny! And I think I know who the 3rd little piggy was... ;)
Re: Three little ojar piggies Lumpy: It's gotta be Spike...
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