Wanted... C-Note: Sex object, madam, mistress, consort, or concubine.
Whores, hoes, prostitutes, skanks, strippers and chicken heads need not apply.
Must be confident, beautiful, sexy, discrete, well mannered, flexible, and assertive.
This is a contract temp position with option to hire permanently after 1 year. Must maintain current passport, be available to travel within 48 ours notice.
All applicants must submit photo and blood screen with application.
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This is just a rough draft... there's room for improvement.
Re: Wanted... So_Lost: Sounds good to me! Hey, if anyone answers, see if she has a sister for ME! ;D
Re: Wanted... yella: Ok, spill it! You're Freck's brother, aren't you? :P
Re: Wanted... yella: Or evil twin?
I'M KIDDING!!!! ;D
Re: Wanted... Spike: How about something a little less complicated
Must have HooHa and pulse
pulse optional
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