Camel Sex twine:
>A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
>African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
>camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
>
>He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
>
>The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here
>on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's
>why we have the Molly The Camel."
>
>The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I
>understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."
>
>About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with
>passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a
>ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants
>down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the
>Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",
>
>No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town where the
>girls are".
>
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