Not sure if this is funny here on ojar superwife: A friend e-mailed this to me
Dear Husband,
I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for
good. I've been a good woman for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my
hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to
sleep after
watching the game. You don't tell me that you love me anymore,
you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you
don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are
moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's
true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
woman is a far cry away from what you've been.
I watch sports so much trying to drown out your constant
nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week; the
first thing that came to mind was, "You look just like a man!" My mother
raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep
when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was
still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just
borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was
$49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work
it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I
got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that
you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Rich as Hell and Free!
Your Ex-Husband
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this........ but Carl, my
brother,was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem
Re: Not sure if this is funny here on ojar Crystal_Blue_024: LMFAO!!!
Re: Not sure if this is funny here on ojar jannette Garcia: OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS! :D
Re: Not sure if this is funny here on ojar trapped: Ya, thats funny here on OJar. Sometimes laughing at our own misery is best.
Good one SW.
;D
