Re: BJ's superwife: [quote author=snkpack link=topic=35527.msg383801#msg383801 date=1160815352">
I'd be happy to give you my tips, but only via pm. ;)
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Stand by, Snkers....
Re: BJ's Crystal_Blue_024: OMG Joker!! Ouch!!! (LoL) :o
Re: BJ's thejoker: because YJ is obviously a heretic and traitor to all men.. (he wears a skirt I've heard) here is the correct version:
A Man's thoughts on Fellatio aka Rebuttal Etiquette (by a male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
9. Play with the balls.
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
12. Make hay when the sun shines. it's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
BJ's Wherezmygun: Ok guys and ladies, here is my issue.
I have never enjoyed getting a BJ. I dont know what is is. everytime a woamn has gone down on me to do this i always have to stop her because its just not a turn on to me, i actully get turned off by it. I dont even think it feels good.
Now your all going to say that mybe you just never had a good one. well that mybe but i have been getting these stupid things for about 15 years now and i have only climaxed once and that only because she was determined to finish it, so over an hour later and most likey lock jaw she made it happen.
I dont know what the problem is? am i just not sesative enought for it? am i just sikeing myselfe out of enjoying it?
am i the only man alive that feels like this? help me out and let me know what you think.
Re: BJ's Fjord Girl: I don't see any problem. My first thought was "Hmmm... What kind of man doesn't like a BJ?" -- But then again, you know what you like and what you don't like. If BJ's don't do it for you, then they don't do it for you and there is nothing wrong with that.
