CLASSES FOR MEN turning leaf: FALL CLASSES FOR MEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
BY Monday, September 11th
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR
CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, September 18, 2006
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right
Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Mon day at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your
Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel
Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Re: CLASSES FOR MEN turning leaf: Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at
7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're
Going To Be Late.Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full
Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be
issued to the survivors.!
Re: CLASSES FOR MEN fkunone: Ok, I got questions:
Class 1: What's an Ice Cube Tray?
Class 2: It doesn't change itself. Who uses that thing anyway?
Class 3: OK, this is the no fun class
Class 4: Uh, if it's on the floor, doesn't it mean it's dirty, hence, it's gonna get washed anyway?
Class 5: After dinner dishes don't fly?
Class 6: Which remote?
Class 7: In order for us to search, we must turn things over. Is this another no fun class? The screaming, that's primal.
Class 8: What if she's allergic to flowers?
Class 9: Ok, you want a man who knows where he's going but it's OK to ask for directions? I don't get it.
Class 10: She can parallel park?
Class 11: Yeah, one likes to cook for you, and the other likes to nag you. (ducks)
Class 12: Shopping? Is that an activity or chore?
Class 13: Cerebra....huh?
Class 14: That thing in the kitchen with all that heat? I only have to know how to fix it or replace it.
Re: CLASSES FOR MEN mariher: I'm going to sign up quite a FEW people (not mentioning any names) for these classes. IMPERATIVE!!!!! :D
