The glass eye just_me_detroit: A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
>> redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he
>> sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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>> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
>> socket towards the man.
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>> He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
>> back.
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>> Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
>> place.
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>> "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
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>> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
>> the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
>> deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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>> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to co me
>> to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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>> They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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>> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
>> The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
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>> "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice
>> to every guy you meet? "
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>> "No, " she replies. . . . . . "!
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>> She says:
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>> "You just happened to catch my eye."
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(oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them.)
Re: The glass eye kitkat: I sooooo LOVE cheesy jokes. Thanks for giving me another one to add to my arsenal.
