Dumb jokes Plucky: I'm a HUGE fan of the dumb, should have seen it coming, har-har joke. What's the best one you've heard?
Ex:
Why are gorillas' nostrils so big?
Because they have big fingers.
What's brown & green and if it fell out of a tree on your head would kill you?
A pool table.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? (spoken)
A fsh.
Your turn!
Re: Dumb jokes mylevelbest: When I was eight I memorized a book of jokes about anteaters. Back in the day I could tell you 50 jokes about anteaters. Now I can only remember two...
1. When the anteater lost the race to the ant what did he say?
"If you can't beat them..Eat them."
2. Who is the most popular singer with anteaters?
Frank Sinostril.
I'm a huge fan of dumb jokes. Especially the ones that are not funny. I'm still a little disturbed somebody wrote a book of anteater jokes and I remember two.
PS: The "FSH" joke is pretty good.
Re: Dumb jokes Plucky: I love the Fsh one. It's so great to hear people try to come up with answers to that one. LMAO
Keep 'em coming!!!
Re: Dumb jokes mylevelbest: What, no praise for the anteater jokes? Those are the bomb...
What did the donkey call the mule?
Half-assed.
Yeah, and I made that one up myself. When I was ten.
Re: Dumb jokes Plucky: Ha!! I'm going to test that out on my work-husband tomorrow. He pretends to hate my dumb jokes so I torture him with them. That one is great!!
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